Yes boys it’s true. They wont admit it but women fart just as much as men. Try asking them what sounds closest to theirs on the fart soundboard and they will tell you that’s gross. Ask them how often they fart and they wont say a thing. They think it’s embarrassing and they don’t find it as fun as us men do.
It’s hard to imagine women farting just as much as us though because we never hear them fart. Women’s farts for some reason don’t smell as bad as men’s so they get away with it more often. They probably do that slow fart thing to try and keep the sound down just so we don’t notice. Try watching out for their facial expressions next time you think something’s up. They cant be that good at making a poker face. There has to some weird facial expression that you can catch.
It’s hard to imagine women farting just as much as us though because we never hear them fart. Women’s farts for some reason don’t smell as bad as men’s so they get away with it more often. They probably do that slow fart thing to try and keep the sound down just so we don’t notice. Try watching out for their facial expressions next time you think something’s up. They cant be that good at making a poker face. There has to some weird facial expression that you can catch.
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